lc told me bout this book, that has all the lame jokes. i did not believe at first, and thought ,oh ok, some book of jokes. then he borrowed it from his shop, and omggggggg, some of it is really lame. so lame i have to quote some of it:P bdw , the nmae of book is "what a joke collection" written by this lamos: phillip adams and patrice newell. honestly, i salute the both of tem to ocme out with such jokes. but you know, only lame people like me, sis and ee von will find it farnie. i was laughing no n stop when i read it, and lc felt his brain was melting. so i quote:
q: what petrol do snails use?
a: shell
q: what's a bear's favorite drink?
a: ginger bear *lameeee!*
q: what do cats read in the morning?
a: mewspapers
q: what do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pants?
a: smarty pants
q: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
a: a teacher says " spit out the chewing gum" and a train says "chew chew"
q: "johny, who was the first woman on earth"?
"give me a clue"
"well, think of an apple"
a: "granny smith"*laughs*
q: "johny, you missed school yesterday, didn't you"?
a: "no teacher, i didn't miss it at all!"
q: what are the knees of baby goats called?
a: kidneys *lamee*
q: what do you get if a lamb studies karate?
a: lamb chops
q; wjat kind of horses go out at night?
a: nigh mares
q: what did the duck say when she finished shopping?
a: just put it on my bill
q: what is a ghost's favourite dessert?
a: boo-berry pie with i-scream
q: what kind of jewels do mosnters wear?
a: tombstones
q: what colour is a shout?
a: yell-oh
q: how do you make seven an even number?
a: take the 's' off
q: how do angels answer the phone?
a: "halo"
q: how did the piano get out of jail?
a: with it's keys
q: what gets wetter as it dries?
a: towel
q: what does the sea say to the sand?
a: not much, it mostly waves
q: what trees do hands grow on?
a: palm trees
q: what can yuo hold without catching?
a: your breath
q: what sort of nails do you find in shoes?
a: toenails
q: where can you buy elephants?
a: a jumbo sale *:P*
q: where do baby apes sleep?
a: in apricots
q: what kind of keys doesn't unlock any door?
a: a monkey
q: whats yellow, brown and hairy?
a: cheese on toast, dropped on the carpet
q: what's in paris, and is really high and wobbly?
a: the trifle tower
q: what kind of apple isnt' an apple?
a: pineapple
q: why are you dancing with the jar of honey?
a: it says "twist to open"
q: why don't bananas use sunscreen?
a: so they can peel easily
q: johny, which month has 28 days?
a: they all have, miss
q: whats small, annoying and really ugly ?
a: i'm not sure, but it comes when i call out my sister's name *omggg, this is so farnie*
q: why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
a: because their kids have to play inside
q: what is tarxan's favorite christmas song?
a: jungle bells
q: what sort of fish go meow?
a: a cat fish
q: why did the turtle cross the road:
a: to get to the shell station
q: what would yo call superman if he lost all his powers?
a: man
q: why is it easy to weigh fish?
a: because it comes with scales
q: what starts with "t" and ends with "t" and is full of "t"?
a: a teapot
q: how do you take a sick pig to the hospital?
a: in a ham-bulance
q: what kind of cat is found in a library?
a: a catalogue
q: what dog never barks?
a: a hot dog
q: now you see it, now you dont, now you see it, now you dont. what is it?
a: a black cat on a zebra crossing
q: why is bowling called a quiet sport?
a: because you can always hear a pin drop
q: what tables are cooked ad eaten?
a: vegetables
q: what has 4 legs and doesn walk?
a: a table
q: what do you get from a nervous cow?
a: a milk shake
q: what hand do you stir your coffee with?
a: well you should use a spoon
q: what colour is a burp:
a: burple
this book is so lame. there's more but too lazy to type.
Thursday, 30 October 2008
did you know?
did you know that when a baby is born, he/she has 300 bones?but when he/she reaches adulthood, he/she only has 206? it's because as you grow, many bones join together and become one bone.i bet you did not know!!.hahahai also did not know till i heard it on radio:P
Monday, 20 October 2008
"clubbing"
supposed to go clubbing, but ended up, just drinking. all those boring people did not dance ,so both of us also din dare go out and dance. we went to soho, kl. ok place, but just new la. you know, the area, when you comer back from ti-kl, its just after the tol. yeah, that place. can't remember what's the name of the club. but the drinks were nice.:)
before we went out and in the bar
his stout
my absolute peace:)
it was the lighting, but hell, it actually looks nice:P green light
blue light
red light
and sun light:P*lame*hahahahaah
before we went out and in the bar
his stout
my absolute peace:)
it was the lighting, but hell, it actually looks nice:P green light
blue light
red light
and sun light:P*lame*hahahahaah
Sunday, 19 October 2008
i miss her!
i left my phone on the bed. without realizing, he wanted to nap, and not realizing my phone was there, he kicked it and doom, it fell on the floor. my heart cracked and burned when i heard the sound. i checked my phone. it was fine. till i thought of sms ing my mom, when i realized it wrote "no network coverage". i thought maybe digi having problem, but after a while i realized something wasn't right. it was taking too long. i switched it off and on back, nothing happen. still the same. then he tried removing the sim card, and putting it back, nothing happened. tried my sim card in other phone, could work properly. tried his sim card in my phone, couldn't work. that's when i knew my phone was spoilt, cz of the fall!I SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT MY PHONE ON THE BED. I SHOULD HAVE REMOVED IT WHEN HE WENT TO NAP. IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!then he took me to ss2, a phone repair shop. they said have to send back. ok, the consolation is, i will get my phone back. 2nd, it is still under warranty. but i miss her, cz i really like that phone. i only can probably get it back only after a week, and i wont be in kl when it comes back. means i only can get it back after 6th November!!!!!!!!!sigh, now using his old phone. on Tuesday will get back my old se phone from sis. to use first. sighh. i really miss her. hope she's ok over there!and hope she comes back fast!
Saturday, 18 October 2008
karaoke, finally!!=)
we finally went karaoke-ing. me and lc, after pushing it , and yea, we went to red box in the curve!it was a great outing, had fun, but most of all, it was so farnie, and scary at that moment. ok, here's how it went!they were having this promotion for Halloween, where you get a free something la. the catch is they will come in and scream, and probably suppose to say "trick or treat" or something like that. and these cb people did not even tell us. but anyway, we were singing half way, and then lc kissed me, or was it i kissed lc, ok...and we were kissing, when this Dracula just barged in and started screaming. omgggg, you know, it was so shocking, and at that moment, i thought was it some people whose gonna catch us for kissing in public or something like that. i really did not know what to say or do. and lc was also stunned. but the best part was she also did not know what to say or do. she just stood like dumb dumb looking at us. omggg!!!i could have disappeared in the air. both of us just stared at her, and she stared back. then lc din wanna make her feel stupid, he said "oh so scary", and she just smiled. then we asked her what is it. then she handed us some cards to pick. it was some lucky draw la. and yayy, we got free fish and chips!:)for scaring us and breaking our kiss, well, lucky we picked that.hehehehe, then the farniest part was, this Dracula went to another room, and those people screamed so loud, like it was so scary. that was seriously so farnie!they screamed dam loud. think they were singing and screamed in the mic. but gosh, that was so embarrassing la.hahahahahahahahahaha.
oh but well, that was one fun outing with lc.
singing with so much passion
i just realized i got nice shiny healthy hair!:P
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ok, i am not so hiao ok?i was imitatin britney's "don't let me be the last to know". thats y i look lik that
Friday, 10 October 2008
nobody has any right to say anything, cz nobody knows the truth. all of you hear from me, my blog, my point of view!but nobody hears from both sides. so listen properly to what's really going on.
when he doesn't say he loves me after a sms, i get angry. i never stop to think maybe he's busy.
when he's not so mushy and quiet, i get angry. but i never stop to think maybe he's injured or tired. when actually he was injured, and just couldn be as bubbly as he is always.
when i am pissed off over something, i shout at him, and make it seem like it was his fault.
when he tells me smth, i don't listen but at the exact moment, somebody else tells me smth, the same thing he said, and i listen immediately.
when he does something, something not wrong, but just diff, i get angry, cz it's not what i would do.
when he is a bit too honest, and i do not like his opinion, i get angry and sulk.
when he is saving money to buy me something, and at that moment he doesn't spend on me, i get angry and accuse him of being stingy and calculative.
i sulk over nothing. when he says something, and i don't agree, i get angry, and not talk. when actually what he said make sense
i get angry and sulk when he tells me he will text me when he is going to sleep, but when he takes awhile to reply me, i show my face and tone of voice. when actually he din sleep yet. he `was reading comics.
when he forgets to bring his phone to class cz he was rushing, and i sms him and he doesn reply, i get angry!he was rushing cz we both were chatting on msn. and i still get angry.
i get angry with him when he doesn want to spend money on me for something he knows well i wont enjoy. he knows i will not enjoy smth, but just cz he cant spend on me, i get angry.
i expect him to just care for me and just me, but even though he is not well, i do not care for him, but he doesn say anything, but i get angry cz he is not caring for me. i fail to realize that he also needs care. he's in pain!but no i show my face.
he's so happy that he can get tickets for mama MIA, the show I've been telling hi m i wanna watch so badly, when deep down, he hates `all this chick flick shows. but he was so excited to take me, and insisted that we go for gsc in the gardens. he insist on paying for me. but when we go home, i still can pick a bone with him cz he is being quiet.i never thought maybe his leg is painful, cz he sprained his toe. no i never realized all those.i just thought of my own skin.
he might not be the worlds best bf, who is?but he's not an asshole either. he might say things that can be very hurtful at times, he might be quite tight with his cash, but he is not a bad guy. he did not cheat on me, he is not abusing me, instead he cares for me more then cares for his own family. he is more affectionate to me then his own family.
i fail to see all this when we argue. i keep thinking only i am right, and he is to be blamed for every thing!. but when you look back, he gets hostile and super angry now ,cz he has reached his limits, and why has he become like that?cz i drove him to that point. i sulk and sulk and sulk over every dam thing.
i might get angry with him, over things which i will not say sorry about, and that's for him to work on. but on my behalf, i feel rotten cz i know a lot of things is cause i started it! and my ego is too big, to admit that it's my fault.
i know all of you care for me, and i am grateful i have all of you, but i am not a kid, i can handle my things, and i will tell u when i am ready to tell. and now everything is ok, why do i need to hear this?
if anybody reading this is not happy bout what i think, then keep it to themselves. don't go and put up your opinion on my blog, cz it hurts!cz right now, there is no problem!when everything is settled then only i hear all this. out of no where u get so hostile and say this and that. how do you think i feel?right on my face you just blurt out everything, when firstly, everything is solved, and secondly, i can handle it, and thirdly, this is between me and him. if we can come to a solution, then all of you should be happy and support me. if you blow up when things get bad, i understand, but you blow up when everything is solved!what kind of answer you expecting from me?
when he doesn't say he loves me after a sms, i get angry. i never stop to think maybe he's busy.
when he's not so mushy and quiet, i get angry. but i never stop to think maybe he's injured or tired. when actually he was injured, and just couldn be as bubbly as he is always.
when i am pissed off over something, i shout at him, and make it seem like it was his fault.
when he tells me smth, i don't listen but at the exact moment, somebody else tells me smth, the same thing he said, and i listen immediately.
when he does something, something not wrong, but just diff, i get angry, cz it's not what i would do.
when he is a bit too honest, and i do not like his opinion, i get angry and sulk.
when he is saving money to buy me something, and at that moment he doesn't spend on me, i get angry and accuse him of being stingy and calculative.
i sulk over nothing. when he says something, and i don't agree, i get angry, and not talk. when actually what he said make sense
i get angry and sulk when he tells me he will text me when he is going to sleep, but when he takes awhile to reply me, i show my face and tone of voice. when actually he din sleep yet. he `was reading comics.
when he forgets to bring his phone to class cz he was rushing, and i sms him and he doesn reply, i get angry!he was rushing cz we both were chatting on msn. and i still get angry.
i get angry with him when he doesn want to spend money on me for something he knows well i wont enjoy. he knows i will not enjoy smth, but just cz he cant spend on me, i get angry.
i expect him to just care for me and just me, but even though he is not well, i do not care for him, but he doesn say anything, but i get angry cz he is not caring for me. i fail to realize that he also needs care. he's in pain!but no i show my face.
he's so happy that he can get tickets for mama MIA, the show I've been telling hi m i wanna watch so badly, when deep down, he hates `all this chick flick shows. but he was so excited to take me, and insisted that we go for gsc in the gardens. he insist on paying for me. but when we go home, i still can pick a bone with him cz he is being quiet.i never thought maybe his leg is painful, cz he sprained his toe. no i never realized all those.i just thought of my own skin.
he might not be the worlds best bf, who is?but he's not an asshole either. he might say things that can be very hurtful at times, he might be quite tight with his cash, but he is not a bad guy. he did not cheat on me, he is not abusing me, instead he cares for me more then cares for his own family. he is more affectionate to me then his own family.
i fail to see all this when we argue. i keep thinking only i am right, and he is to be blamed for every thing!. but when you look back, he gets hostile and super angry now ,cz he has reached his limits, and why has he become like that?cz i drove him to that point. i sulk and sulk and sulk over every dam thing.
i might get angry with him, over things which i will not say sorry about, and that's for him to work on. but on my behalf, i feel rotten cz i know a lot of things is cause i started it! and my ego is too big, to admit that it's my fault.
i know all of you care for me, and i am grateful i have all of you, but i am not a kid, i can handle my things, and i will tell u when i am ready to tell. and now everything is ok, why do i need to hear this?
if anybody reading this is not happy bout what i think, then keep it to themselves. don't go and put up your opinion on my blog, cz it hurts!cz right now, there is no problem!when everything is settled then only i hear all this. out of no where u get so hostile and say this and that. how do you think i feel?right on my face you just blurt out everything, when firstly, everything is solved, and secondly, i can handle it, and thirdly, this is between me and him. if we can come to a solution, then all of you should be happy and support me. if you blow up when things get bad, i understand, but you blow up when everything is solved!what kind of answer you expecting from me?
Monday, 6 October 2008
tet's and chris brithday
we celebrated sis's and Chris's birthday on sat CZ they wont be here on Tues ma!.it was a fun celebration, firstly, CZ it was just us family, and i baked them a cake. carrot walnut, CZ sister liked this cake. it wasn't hard, but a part of it back fired, the stupid icing pipe burst when i was writing the words. because of that, i had to use the colored hearts i bought in kl and decorated it and splashed it on top of the icing. looked pretty thought. phew!it tasted good though. my first attempt on a carrot walnut cake, first attempt using icing, first attempt using icing pipe but it burst!:(but it was so nice. sis was happy, and said it is the best birthday cake cz it's made and there's the personal touch!!awwww!. it doesn't look perfect but it's good enough!:Dcarrot wlanut with pancake syrup with extra TLC:D
32 plus 26, makes it 58 candles!:D
happy happy family:dbut adam should be in too:(
the most beautiful dress i bought in i&r for only rm25:D
then we had our music in theater final presentation. our group was called the fantastic 11, named by Rachel;.hehe our theme was independance. (merdeka) in conjunction with merdeka (when we decided obviously)hehehe. it went well, and ws quite farnie though, but here's the fantastic 11:D
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32 plus 26, makes it 58 candles!:D
happy happy family:dbut adam should be in too:(
the most beautiful dress i bought in i&r for only rm25:D
then we had our music in theater final presentation. our group was called the fantastic 11, named by Rachel;.hehe our theme was independance. (merdeka) in conjunction with merdeka (when we decided obviously)hehehe. it went well, and ws quite farnie though, but here's the fantastic 11:D
=)
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