yes i'm back! answering angie/secretworldofadelle's previous post.
btw hor, i wanna explain a bit why cruella de puta. you all have watched the movie 101 dalmations right? there's this old bitch who likes to kill animals and steal their fur and wear on herself one? the very ugly one leh? the hair one side black one side white one? remember hor? her name's cruella de vil right? yeah we were inspired from her name. cruella = cruel.
as for puta, puta is actually a spanish word, meaning bitch. HAHAHAHAHAH
so, cruella de puta = cruel bitch.
ain't we the smartest beings in this world? calling someone we dislike in such a sophisticated and fancy way HAHAHHAA.
okay since i was supposed to continue on what cruella did, let me recall ah...
when i first knew her, she seemed to be quite a nice person to me. we became close in semester 1 and i actually thought i found a bestfriend in uni so quickly.
omg i need to barf i can't believe i was so naive and stupid to have actually thought of that.
UEKKKKKKKK.
friends in need are friends in deed right? i thought since she was such a good friend to me i can help her in things.
things like helping her to correct her kemahiran maklumat assignment when she has to go for her tutor class and that assignment needed to be submitted quick. helping her driiiiiiive alllll the way to adelle's college, to adelle's room (not to mention too, woke her from her sleep) and print that damn thing. and then walk all the way to the library, rushing, panting, just to pass up that fucking assignment on time for her good gracious.
and i thought allll that was ok until one day in semester 2, i was in college onlining, rushing to finish up this history assignment. it was really rare to be able to online in college cos the connection sucks balls but anyways, she was online too. i managed to finish my assignment and i asked her for a favour.
to print my assingment out since she was at home with a printer mah.
she agreed. then i quickly sent the file to her not wanting the connection to die before i could send it. it reached her, and then she told me i was supposed to do double spacing and i forgot to do one question.
not wanting any hassle, i kindly asked her to help me double space the assignment for me, and also copy and paste that question i left out together with answer from her paper into mine. (it's ok one actually, the lecturer don't mind one) seriously, all that would take only like what? longest 5 minutes lah. you know what that cheebye said to me?
"er, you do first lah. i dunno how to blacken the words and underline lah. (as in bold and underline wtf damn fucking stupid right she?) i'm helping my friend (ahem, who was a guy ahem) to edit his thesis (BODOH her english is fucking baddddd for goodness sake and she's helping ppl edit thesis omg pls kill me) now so i'm a bit busy. u do first lah i can wait one"
i tell you nothing can describe how fumed i was i straight away told her i don't need her fucking help.
seriously. look at how fucking selfish she is! like angie said, that girl is an ITCHYBAWAH ahahahahahahahahahaahahah. only will help guys. friend like me who is in need, friend like me who fucking stupidly did her fucking kemahiran maklumat assignment, printed, and walked to library panting to submit it on time, SHE DON'T FUCKING CARE.
seriously, if she really don't know how to do all that above, i can teach her. when she told me what she told me i even so stupidly told her i can teach her. which later she shot me back with "nvm lah you do lah i can wait". she fucking insisted not to help me, but to help her fucking friend who has 2 testicles and a dick. HAHAHA.
cheers to the end of my naiveness that moment she said all that.
okay here's just a short introduction of cruella from me. there's more to come i promise. i just had a gooooood laugh reading angie's rantings and my brother's laughing reading it.
=)
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